Wanted: Professional Baby Burper. Hours: Every 3. Requirements: Be quiet and invisible so I appear to be a great father. Salary: Name it.

Malibu brothers @shwayze and @nickmontealegre http://t.co/8um4mun5vf

Thanks Detroit!! It's always an honor to play in the birthplace. @movementdetroit http://t.co/OM2udt3m7S

god please tell me how this spam thing works. I tweet one tweet and 100 spammers leap in..how do they know??

Somewhere, out there, right now, your ex is doing something. #ScaryThoughts

she got my back no matter what

?@mike_mccleery: @kirstiealley Would you play Saavik again? Saavik in the future a la Nimoy and Quinto?!? YES!! Dying to

?@Bills_Chick: @madbulljt @kirstiealley am watching wrath of khan and they called her captain? Lt Saavik...and Steven Collins wasn't in it

RT @Pryme902: @Ludacris your killing it with the movie and the mixtape, both are fucking fire! cant wait for the album and fast 7!!

RT @AWESAM93: #IDGAF @Ludacris "Hell Of A Night" my favorite track in the mixtape.

?@chrispj53: @kirstiealley @robdelaney @DrOz You can't be everybody's wife.? yes I can ... I'm a roving wife